My BF Dj.. Hey itz Best frnd. NOT Boy FRND !

This is the blog I dedicate to my dear old best friend Kemali..

AH ! wat da heck.. that is jst a formal introductin.. let me start it lyk this.. Have any of you cm across a girl whom u think is so innocent and is an angel.. ? bt finally she turns out to be an dark Angel ? so cruel.. heartless creature.. u do ? ok .. good for you.. be careful of them ok..

Wel. The above para have gt nothing to do with my best frnd.. I jst thought of writing that.. cz. Its always good to remind people to be careful u knw.. hik hik..

So my best frnd.. I hv read many articles.. the little ones write to the news papers abt their best frnds.. and they write their frnds name there.. bt I can guarantee.. its my best frnd who have the most number of nick names or pet names.. as u call it..

I l start with Kemali.. cz.. that is her real name.. kinda old fashin isnt it.. ? if u really look at her name.. its more lyk K-email or kay+male.. wt an ODD name for a girl.. hm.. I thought .. y don’t I call her K. yeap.. that was her very first nick name that I gave her.. bt after while.. all at school.. started calling her K.. then I was lyk WTF ! she is my best frnd.. so i wanted to be the only one whom shld be calling her by that name..

Oh.. heck.. all u readers.. please put to the reverse gear.. go back.. go back.. I l start at the beginning.. well.. as to wt Dj said in her blog.. it is da way we met.. at Devi.. and she was “L” s best frnd.. or may be jst a frnd.. I stil can rembr how she intro me to Dj.. near the LADIES toilet.. hik hik.. smelly !! anyways.. when Dj n I became good frnds.. I m sure non of has thought that we wil stil be frnds.. and BEST friend for that matter..

I let u in one secret Dj.. when the parents meetings came up.. I used to compare your NOSE to your moms.. yeah.. the look da same.. bt urs is more lyk Pinocchio’s nose.. cz u lie all the time.. hahahah !!! rember the French cricket after the exams..? u c guyz.. she n I alwys used to CHEAT on selecting the teams.. whn I become the team leader.. she comes with another girl n give two names.. from which I hv to choose.. so Dj n I had a pact that we alwys select the 2nd name that was mentioned.. so at the end.. she n I r in the same team.. yeah.. that is how we learned to cheat.. we were jst .. errr.. 13 yrs old.. back then..

As per the secret society.. wel.. it was the SLS rember.. ? the Six Little Stars.. ya.. ya.. some STARS we were back then.. isnt it? U knw people.. dj is pretty damn good at art work.. she used to draw me so many pics of guys.. girls.. animals.. u name it. She has painted them for me.. one habit she has was that when ever we go for a seminar at the main hall .. we sit together n she used to draw these lovely pics and put the date n give me.. I stil hv them.. after all these years.. I think.. I can open a museum with all her work..

Ok..that is da beginning.. so where were i.. hmmm.. yeah.. abt her names.. yeah.. how can I forget.. “SUN FM” yeap. .. we were so crazy over this particular radio station.. most probly of the Djs of cz.. I loved.. Casper and she loved.. err.. err.. whom did u lvd Dj? All of them ? yeah.. u r that predictable ne.. yep. .i think she lvoed them all … now y am I forgeting to mention the Wolf .. now Werewolf… rember him? So was it u or I called wolf babe ? u .. ? ok.. so it was Dj who was called Wolf Babe. No no .. she isnt hairy lyk a wolf but she sure can howl lyk a one.. yep.. u shld listen to her at Singing competitions.. screaming at the top of her lungs.. bt no sound comes up.. hey gal were u jst lipping ? I think so..

So sad to say .. that I cant remebr her bn in a drama.. ? were u Dj? She can act so wel.. mostly imitating that is.. I knw this after seen how she walked the walk of Capt. Jack Sparrow .. yeap. The one in da ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ ….

Opps.. y da hell am I deviating from the topic… back to the names.. ok.. K becme Wolf babe.. and Kem.. and for a while she was Shaqule .. yea.. the Dj at Yes ! the Shaq factor.. bt thn I realized. .. ok .. y don’t I call her Dj .. u c.. there is no real reason for me to call her that .. bt now after seeing Pirates .. I think it makes sense cz she is Davi Jhones.. for sure.. . last time we watched it.. the 2nd part that is.. she cursed me.. “ I curse upon thee” she said.. Y ? u want to knw Y ? cz.. I m a girl who normally eats a lot.. wel mostly the sweet stuff.. n never gain weight.. don’t get me wrong I aint lyk the ones who r living in Ethiopia or someplace.. with only skins and bones.. bt I m happy with my figure.. so that time wen she was at mine.. she saw how much I eat n stay SLIM as this.. so she cursed.. me.. n MAN!! After that I started eating lyk a PIG! Geez.. bt lucky .. stayd da same..

Anyways.. that is my Djs MOUTH for you.. !! hik hik..

Dj was the reason I becm crazy.. she draw me nuts with her crazy little ways.. she is so.. I mean so very FUN to be with.. she hve these crazy idea.. God knows from where she gets them.. bt she does.. she is different.. oh yeah.. abt this different fcator.. Remember Dj.. those days.. all said that when two people hv ideas which doest match .. they tend to clash all the time? Bt we proved them otherwise.. cz… we told them that different makes us best frnds. Cz.. then its not boring.. abt talking abt the same thing over and over again..

For some weird reason.. she and I had this theory about “how a girl gets pregnant”.. geezzzzz…. U n I were SO STUPID back then werent we ? n how abt the running around the school every morning to postpone SOMETHING !! hahahahah!! Wt a loony bins we were….

Hey all reading this.. dj is pretty good at breaking the locks.. yeah.. we did once at school.. one day the after noon walks led us to a class room on the 3rd floor of a new building.. where the class room had a few chairs.. n a cupboard.. yeah..its obvious that NO ONE was using this a class room.. bt jst keeping the broken stuff there.. so she n I had this curiosity abt.. breaking the lock n to see wts inside the cupboard.. n she broke it.. n guz wt.. there were so many books .. english books.. story books.. work books.. etc., wt did we do with them ?? of cz we took them n divided them btwn us n brought them home.. SCHOOL property.. yeah.. it soon became HOME property.. So we stole.. wtz da big DEAL ? ha ?

She was my partner in crime at school.. but ONCE.. I wanted some Begonia leaves for something n I asked her to watch out for me.. til I pick some leaves from the school garden.. n man.. u nw.. she was so good at keeping n eye on things.. I got caught to the ARTA ! yeah.. our Art teacher.. she ran away.. n I got caught.. bt lucky.. I was asked not to do it again.. so I was FREED from it.. boy.. didn’t we had a laugh rembring it ..

Sabrina .. ring any bells DJ ? ok.. we R NOT lesbians.. bt there was this nanga at school.. she is so pretty.. and was new to da school.. DJ n I used to go behind her.. after school. N I wanted to be frnds with her.. COME ON PEOPLE!! It was jst frnship.. n I stil can remebr how DJ went to her n told that we wants to be frnds with her.. well… mostly.. I WANTED to b frnds with her.. (THNKX YARR for creating the most embarrassing situ in my life ) !! way to go DJ !! bt after that we 3 becm frnds..

I knw she has givn me the credit for MAKING her to read .. n collect songs… bt lvng Dj.. I though I learned that from you.. even my mom says that.. so I guz.. u n I hav had a mixed up with whom followed whom.. well on da other hand.. u mst have followed me. U knw.. me being the smart one and all..

Now all.. I wil tel her that y Dj is my best frnd.. well its is all due to Selfish reasons.. I guz.. she is the one whom understands me well.. if im angry or sad.. she understands.. I stil can remebr how I got Pissed off at our ‘Social” n how she used to cool me DOWN.. remebr the pics we took hugging the huge err.. wt do u call them ? shti..i cant remebr da word for it.. ne.. well Dj.. u knw wt I mean.. n for the once who don’t kwn wt I m trying to remebr is jst knw that it is a part of the building.. not any body part or anything.. ! (dirty minds) .. She n I hv this connection that
“where ever we go ..
wt ever we do..
I l be right here waiting for you.. “
Wat da hell am I writing..? wat I meant to write was.. that.. she n I hv a good connection may from our previous births.. that we cannot be parted.. by anything or anyone.. not even death.. so “Till death do us apart” DOES not apply to she n I .. its more lyk.. al though we were in two different class rooms.. whn im free im alwys at ur class room or during the morning assembly I m always in ur Que.. cannot change the habits.. ryt ?

U c.. Dj n I kinda hav the same destiny.. when it comes to LOVE of cz.. bt I doubt that she is a NUTTY gal lyk me.. (ARE YOU DJ ? ) !! the most loving thing I loved abt her “getting over” that Piece of S**t - (as to her words that is.. ) is that.. the mail we wrote to him.. I lve it.. so so so very creative.. n man.. u can write.. filth for sure.. hahaha !!

Hey Dj.. remebr how I drove you to H2O n came back ? u c people.. she needed to hv a break.. so I drove her to the hottest nyt club in town.. we came to entrance n turned back n came back home.. n partied all nyt at my place.. the spot lyt.. the pizzas.. the drinks.. the music.. the SINGING !! yeah.. she can RAP ! she really CAN RAP !! ( I was half a wake when she was rapping.. )

Bt for all .. who knws.. her.. Dj is not an ANGEL as u think.. isnt innocent as u think.. becaz.. she is more than that !! yeah.. she is a good frnd.. (if u r a frnd) n can be ur worse nytmare (if u make her angry) ..

Am I glad 2 hv her in my life ? U KIDDING ME ? I m trying to get rid of her .. for my sake. HAHAH !! nah..i m jst goofying around.. she isnt a person to let go.. bt to keep..

Oh Dj.. abt me bn single.. I thought it was ur line.. rembr the videos we made “Miss PAGAL ? “ or shld I say Ms. Neha Chawdry? ? it ws ur line which u ended as “THIS IS DJ Signing off.. n once again I AM SINGLE” how cn u turn that line on me ha ? u pagal ladique..

O did I mention that she lvs cars ? she wil probly be better than any of you guyz.. whn it comes to knowing abt cars.. im sure my bro. Suranga .. (Jj) wil agree with me.. (No?) well.. abt the hard rock bands . ther r some bands which I hv not even heard of bt she listen to.. she do hv a bit of a STRANGE taste ..

Since this is turning out to be a LONG blog.. I l stop for now. .n may be at a later date. I l write the rest..

Finally Dj.. u r MY best frnd.. n I m glad to hv u in my life gal.. n all u people out there.. if she isnt in urs.. MAKE her ur frnd.. u l never regret it.. (simply becz u l not live a minute u make frns with her.. she wil drive u mad .. n u l suicide urself.. HIK HIK )

Lv ya Budz !!