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Sunday, August 16, 2009

When man loves a woman.. I know how exactly how it feels…





Yep that is right..


whn a man loves a woman.. okey.. hold on for a second.. break … !! no no ..not that break inda vehicle.. break for the thought u jst had in ur mind.. .. which is ….. that how da hell I , the one who is writing this blog knows how exactly how a man feels whn he loves a woman.. ..
hey hey.. isn’t that wat u were thinking ?? geez.. ppl… were u exactly trying to figure out wt u FELT whn u loved a woman.. ?? ok ladies… hit ur man on da head with something… cz they need to be back on earth.. hik hik. Hik…

Ok how many of you are familiar with the above lyric .. ? ok I said it.. it’s a lyric so that means it’s a song.. sure u must hv heard it.. it was first sung by a guy named Percy Sledge n was redone by Michel Bolton… yea.. I heard both versions.. lyk the Bolton version betr… Now wait a minit.. why da hel am I writing abt this song ??? was it becz NOW IM LISTNING to it ?? noooo.. u think that is why.. ?? well.. ok yea.. I jst put one of the CDs my brother brought n wow.. it got all these niz oldies.. lv them.. I thnk it was on TOD (Tour of Duty) tele series I first heard this song.. a triangle lv between one US reporter Alex, with the LT (Stephen something..) of the platoon n the new pilot (Dan Gauther- hv to say if there is a look-a-like competition for Tom Cruise defa Dan wil be on top.. wat a resemblance..).. .. Alex dies in a bomb blast in Vietnam n LT hold her in his arms.. n this song was playing in da back ground.. wel not exactly THE background.. bt inda drama scene… got it ? uh .. never mind.. oh in case u didnt knw that there isa movie by that title also… sm old movie.. no iv nt seen it.. :D

Hmm.. u knw ppl alwys wonder wt a woman wants.. n how they exactly feel… (no im not gonna tel u wt we want.. so u can forgt even abt asking it frm me.. or nyone else for that matter.. ) bt hv u ever heard anyone saying.. I wonder wat a man wants.. so why is it such important for everone to think abt wat a woman wants bt not a man?? Ok guys.. I think the value of ur existence is been jst redeemed.. .. hahaha.. ya right !!! its men who ruled the world.. they are the commanders of great armies.. except for the John of Arc … ok google n find out abt her.. she lead a great army.. bt MEN coldnt stand her guts.. so they burnt her alive.. yep tht is right.. …

Now where was I .. oh yea.. men ruling the world.. bt sad to say that its always a WOMAN who destroys all worlds.. come on.. don’t u agree with me ? isn’t it da great kept secret of all ?? ppl ALWYS say.. my life was destroyed cz of a woman.. one woman is success and 2 is trouble.. n 3 is…? Oh wel that wil be end of u… the other day shaggy (my tall dark non smoking brother.. hmm.. now why did I say he isn’t smoking.. ?? I wonder… ok forgt it.. soo he …) n I was watching the life story of Michael Jackson … n guz wt he told me.. he said.. “u knw, this man .. (MJ) was doing jst great until he hooked up with a woman..) yea.. shaggy is probably right.. I agree.. bt isn’t it a greatest sin of all ?? Adam n Eve… now see.. tht proves my point.. Eve ate the forbidden fruit.. which is an apple.. n tht is da start of all this probs.. wel that is wt believed by millions of ppl arnd the world..wat do I belv ?? wel I belv if god created this world.. man n woman.. n left them without food .. then it’s Eve who saved the mankind without starving to death.. ok am I missin smthnign in this story ?? did they had food except for this apple tree ?? they did ?? ? ok ..then its my mistake.. now wait.. no no I don’t hv to change my theory.. lets see.. hmmm… ok Eve was BRAVE enough to make that decision to hv a bite from that apple.. huh ! there u go guys.. it was a Woman who made the first brave decision.. man.. am I going to hell for criticizing these two ppl ??/ ok me outta here.. ok frm the that topic..please forgive me father..for i have sinned.. ! oh wel I aint Christian nor catholic.. so Amen.. :D

One question where does the Pandora’s box fits into this story ? which contains all the evil… ok I dnt knw much abt it .. shld search and see more abt it.. n sure I let you know too.. As IF .. !

Btw ppl.. world is going to be destroyed in most probly in 12 12 2012.. yea .. Nibiru.. u didn’t knw that ? frm which plant are you from ? HA ?? ok ..i didn’t knw abt it until recently also.. fishy .. ( my all in life.. ;) ) told me abt Nibiru.. so I jst thot to share it with u also.. yep.. I knw u wil be searching ur ass off to find out wt I m talking abt here.. did u knw that Nibiru or the so called planet X is going to come between earth and the sun n its gonna rotate the earth 90o ..cz of its gravity ? n we wil all die from weather changes.. volcano irruptions.. bla bla bla.. … it’s the Mayans who knw this is going to hapn inda first place.. yea.. the little Mayans.. ended their calendar from 12.12.2012. oh plz.. im too young to die.. . I knw u guys are goin to search for this story for sure.. yea .. its my pleasure to ruin ur future plans.. Women na… !! hehehehehe..!!

Ok im hungry.. . I l catch u guys on a later date.. if Nibiru doesn’t decide to pay a visit this soon..

Do yourself a favour n get a life.. before the world ends.. may be u can apply to god to choose u as the nxt Adam or Eve..

Oh I wonder why u ppl love woman….!!

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